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Fifty things that happened this weekend in a nearly correct chronological order. - http://turkeyphant.livejournal.com/
Fifty things that happened this weekend in a nearly correct chronological order.
  1. Played MSR and Virtua Tennis.

  2. Avoided a thousand delays and took a train to Reigate.

  3. Saw Kapmandu in Homebase and laughed at him.

  4. Walked very slowly around Reigate absorbing it all again.

  5. Got thrown out of the school grounds by some man after moping about dreamily.

  6. Arrived at Banks's house sans Catriona.

  7. Listened to Mr. Banks reminisce about the boarding school life.

  8. Walked out of the door.

  9. Found Kapmandu and stole his Malteasers.

  10. He fell over.

  11. Went to amazing Red Chris' amazing house.

  12. Saw Abu and Sammie Wammy.

  13. Abu later ran off.

  14. Spent ages going to kebab shop and trying to run away from the scary man.

  15. Banks failed by calling me as I tried to escape by crossing the road.

  16. Went to pub - saw Rob and Weasley.

  17. Then Hugh and Mole.

  18. Saw best bnad evar with amazing drum man from Coin-Op.

  19. Went into beer garden - saw Jules, Danny, other cool random people and Lois.

  20. Wanting to tell Lois that I hate her, but not finding room in my heart to do so and not caring enough either. I also wasn't wankered enough. Hell, I have much less reason to hate her than certain other persons.

  21. Failed to get the two pints owed to me by Sam.

  22. Listened painfully to Hugh unreservedly describing his (equally painful) chemo- and radiotherapy sessions :(

  23. Fuck me, I even smoked.

  24. Danced crazily on the table listening to loud classical music with Bnaks.

  25. Climbed the fence a few times and managed not to fall into railway tracks of death.

  26. Stole alcihole and drank gin.

  27. Lost gin lid as I saw Hughy Thomas.

  28. Missed last train so ran off by myself. Got accosted by pikeys looking for pills?

  29. Escaped.

  30. Saw Dinsy and Lucy going down da Embo all tarted up.

  31. Got to station.

  32. Saw rütters from Caro's year coming back from the [spunge] concert.

  33. Laughed.

  34. Saw random people who, instead of beating me up, complimented me on my (not as cool as Banks's) trousers.

  35. Resisted the patently dangerous temptation to say "'sup fags" to everyone I saw even though I just knew it would be utterly hilarious.

  36. Caught a train.

  37. Found some Archers on the train and drank it.

  38. Because.

  39. Wandered randomly around Gatwick before remembering I had to find my father.

  40. Didn't lose anything at all.

  41. Went home and pretended to be sober.

  42. Realised I was totally wankered dude: felt ill, tried desperately not to throw up and locked self in bathroom.

  43. Fell asleep on the floor.

  44. Was soon woken by shouting and angry parents so stumbled into bed.

  45. Dreamed about trying to buy beer with a FID.

  46. Woken by father telling me how he'd broken down the bathroom door that night because they'd been banging for ages and thought I'd been shooting heroin or slashing my wrists.

  47. Went downstairs to find the bathroom lock was broken. Remembered that I had a hurty headache.

  48. Ate lunch with Doreen.

  49. Went to Abu's and played gorey games.

  50. Found out Mount had called me and talked even though I had no recollection at all.


    mood: giddy giddy
    choon: The Cure – A Night Like This
Comments
From:amoe [.]
Posted: Tuesday 26th November, 2002 at 02:29.51
 
Hahahaha...

If Friday had been Saturday and Saturday had been Sunday, that would have been the greatest weekend of my life.
From:turkeyphant [.]
Posted: Tuesday 26th November, 2002 at 08:27.48
 But hell, it _was_ damn fun.
But why?

Getting paralytic and going to a pub like all the big boys who are really cool now doesn't exactly make for the very best moments of your life. Having said that, I wasn't there for Friday, so what do I know... And, for once, I got away without having to share my booze.

What was the general consensus after I left?
From:amoe [.]
Posted: Tuesday 26th November, 2002 at 13:47.07
 Re: But hell, it _was_ damn fun.
Party pooper.

Getting paralytic and going to a pub like all the big boys who are really cool now doesn't exactly make for the very best moments of your life.

Guess that says something about the rest of my life.

What was the general consensus after I left?

That Red Chris was teh win.
From:turkeyphant [.]
Posted: Tuesday 26th November, 2002 at 13:57.45
 I really don't remember speaking to Mount at all... And the pikeys were funny.
"Guess that says something about the rest of my life."
I tried to imply that even you'd had better times...

"That Red Chris was teh win."
That's understandible.

Anything else happen? I take it Sam played Quake at your house, Molee bnoed Lois and Kapmandu was gee. Am I right?
From:amoe [.]
Posted: Tuesday 26th November, 2002 at 14:10.22
 Re: I really don't remember speaking to Mount at all... And the pikeys were funny.
That's understandible.

Able.

Anything else happen? I take it Sam played Quake at your house

Worng, we went and watched Red Chris, HughyThomass and a man named Tim get stoned. Then me and Sam went straight home and to bed. Not together.

Molee bnoed Lois

Red Chris got us lost on the way to Lois's "House o' Lois Pussy", so I never got to find out.

Kapmandu was gee

He went home before you.
From:turkeyphant [.]
Posted: Wednesday 27th November, 2002 at 05:10.40
 But still, my phone says I accepted his call.
"Worng, we went and watched Red Chris, HughyThomass and a man named Tim get stoned."
Doubt it was irony, so, "Wrong".

"Then me and Sam went straight home and to bed. Not together."
Can someone help me find something? I just don't know where it is. I do hope I'm not sitting on it again... C'mon, where the hell is it? WHERE'S THE FUN?

"Red Chris got us lost on the way to Lois's "House o' Lois Pussy", so I never got to find out."
You should have been able to tell form the body language.

"He went home before you."
What lies.
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