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my throat's in bits & my lungs are real sick i could plaster on a fake smile & ruin my life in style
So I had a free house. For about a day I alternated between whining because I was convinced no-one at all would come and mourning my hard disk that had failed and caused the loss of about seven years of my life. I cannot recall whether I actually cried, but I can conceive of few worse happenings. I played some cheerful music, ensured that I had some mp3s backed up on my (whisper it) second generation iPod and made the embarrassing admission to Catriona and chums that nobody actually likes me and I'd failed: unless they wanted to be entertained by me alone, they need not make the journey down here.

Anyway, just after giving up at life, things almost managed to sort themselves out and (to my eternal gratitude) more than ten people successfully navigated the route to my home. The partay itself was enjoyable and I hope those who turned up thought similarly. The best part was that people actually drank my homemade punch, despite it looking like an arse sandwich/stomach acid smoothie. I knew it would be a bad idea to serve ouzo but did it anyway. I imagine Dickolas was being a god.

So anyway, Holly and I gave each other hickies and never stopped holding hands. Abu was cuntishly attractive. userinfoTD attempted rape. I smiled when Sophie mounted me and later when she allowed me to rest my head on her bosom after Abu, userinfoTD and Catriona joined us to watch stars from my trampoline. Previously, Holly had kissed me goodnight when she left painfully early once again. However, my life was crushed when userinfoTD claimed to quote Sophie as saying "mehmehjonsofitmehmehgotboyfriendmehmehjonbonehollymeh" the next week.

Before I went to sleep, we listened to The Death Song and it was more beautiful than you can imagine.

Yes: stab me now.


On a day I was taken on a tour of Dorking by userinfoLaura and Sophie. This was prior to userinfoDavid James' party (mark two). They took me to the park to see the ducks and swings. userinfoLaura and I took two hours to convince Sophie to let us into her house, but she eventually relented. I met her parents and she self-consciously tidied up before letting us into her bedroom that was cutely strewn with old punk 12" sleeves. And then a userinfoWammie was met and a lift somehow obtained.

userinfoSeedy Dave's party ruled the world – I was super happy and danced lots. I hadn't smiled so much in month and months. userinfoLaura and userinfoGraham were persuaded to bone and they were utterly stunning together: it reminded me that life will be good. I necked my white wine and partied hard for some time before userinfoDaws drove me home whilst wankered like the murderous bastardo he is. I didn't want to die just yet.


On another day I went to Brighton. I was early and thus strolled across the seafront in the evening breeze by myself. I spied enviously on couples kissing beneath the peaks of stone then watched the old pier staring into the oblivion that can only be glimpsed when leaning over into an infinity of water.

I waited impatiently to queue for ages, but knew deep down not to worry for it would surely be a fantastic night. This was confirmed when, after a Kraftwerk tune and a bunch of other excellent songs, including Wish You Were Here, came on over the PA. Hope Of The States fucking ruled (big time emphasis on the fucking) and I'm now able to add userinfobellston to the People Whom I Have Met filter group. It was a "secret" gig and their first since Jimi hung himself, but the music just overwhelmed it all. Oh yeah: the support (Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies and Komakino, I think) weren't bad either.

I think I spoke to an old friend at Haywards Heath station on the way back, but then you never can be too sure.

    mood: yay happy
    choon: Sigur Ros – Vaka
From:yalson [.]
Posted: Saturday 30th October, 2004 at 11:24.47
"Laura and Graham were persuaded to bone and they were utterly stunning together"

Did they put on some kind of live sex show, then?

If so, can I come to some parties with you?
From:turkeyphant [.]
Posted: Saturday 30th October, 2004 at 11:48.02
I'm afraid that this is another issue caused by semantics. The verb "to bone" should rarely be taken to mean actual penetration - rather consider "bonage" as any display of mutual affection.

Naturally, context is all important. If I were to take female acquaintance out for coffee, amoe might say, "Turkers is off boning Miss ecks". In addition, and this is the more common usage, my companion at the Junction last week achieve lip contact with a blonde wench - I could say that she "got boned". Indeed, in the example you extracted from my entry, the bonage in question consisted solely of light petting.

Rarely will two people who are boning remove more than one or two layers of clothing. However, the verb is broad enough in meaning to include a diverse range of actions: uses range from from saying hi to a cutie to the "live sex shows" you seem to crave.
From:soda_dreamer_ [.]
Posted: Saturday 30th October, 2004 at 13:36.22
yea well i agree with him, i thought they fucked too
From:turkeyphant [.]
Posted: Saturday 30th October, 2004 at 14:22.24
 don't worry.
I know it's not your fault.
From:yalson [.]
Posted: Sunday 31st October, 2004 at 03:53.47
 Re: don't worry.
I dunno. You crazy kids and your jive talking.....
From:guntrip [.]
Posted: Wednesday 17th November, 2004 at 14:21.41
 bastard thing ate my comment.
I saw Komakino a while back supporting Bloc Party; rather good, I thought they were, especially the singer's spazzy stage moves. Based on my conversation with them afterwards, they were also rather nice chaps. Also, they're named after a horribly obscure Joy Division release, so +25 indie points to them!

Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies, on the other hand, rock like the utter mentalist bastards that they are. Their set at Panadmonium 5 was absolutely intense, and they've also gone and released a rekkid with a title so ace, upon reading it for the first time, all I could do was smile for about 4 days. The bastards.
From:turkeyphant [.]
Posted: Monday 6th December, 2004 at 09:30.46
 Re: bastard thing ate my comment.
Did the first comment have the same content?
From:guntrip [.]
Posted: Monday 6th December, 2004 at 10:50.09
 Re: bastard thing ate my comment.
Largely, but whenever I have to retype something I tend to make it shorter because I hate having to repeat things.
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