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so bring it down, let it fall, into a drizzling bliss then we'll hyperventilate in the old forest - http://turkeyphant.livejournal.com/
so bring it down, let it fall, into a drizzling bliss then we'll hyperventilate in the old forest
I took userinfoDavid to an Indigo Children party in Willesden. We were taken there by a man named Bill who was, in my opinion, the finest specimen of a dude you'll ever meet. He owned a dog named Teddy who is, in my mind second only to Muffin. While we danced, a man scaled a silver birch and breathed fire over all of us. I'd continually forget that he was there only to be amazed once again by a massive warming ball of flame above my head. I danced for a very long time and had the most fucked up CEVs I've ever experienced. In the morning, a techno rig had set up in the middle of the road across the canal. What a laugh.

The next Thursday we received our A2 results. I achieved good results (although two modules of 13% and 20% dragged my maths down to three marks off a C) and hence attained entry to my first-choice university to a sigh of relief from my parents. Celebrations consisted of a journey to userinfoGay Richard's free house where I very quickly became inebriated and met a man named Bob who could roll the best, unelvisable spliffs I've ever seen. After sharing a kebab with userinfoSamuel, I went home, satisfied.

It had been an ace week.

    choon: British Sea Power - Blackout
From:turkeyphant [.]
Posted: Wednesday 11th May, 2005 at 17:29.29
qjump won't load so i can't find out how much a train ticket will be

What's wrong with good ol' planmyjourney? Suffice to say the answer is "a lot". Get a proper job or just find some push-over friends with wheels.

i have work sunday morning and no more time to take off...

"Hey, erm it's Karen *coughcough*, yeah uhm I'm afraid I can't come in today because $randexcuse. Yeah, sorry, see you next week..."

so i won't be there. i'm sure you'll get over it.


[Actually I just looked up prices and, with Young Person's, it's just over fifteen quid. Come.]
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