turkeyphant) wrote, turkeyphant 
Sophie's. David and Dean abandoned me at Redhill and he spent the thirty minute journey home continually propositioning me. The two-carriage train was empty except for us and the prospect of having my sphincter reamed by this man's deformed penis was not made any more appetising by his insistence that he shouldn't really be asking me back to his. It was laughs. The summer term involved all sorts of fun. Ian proved his excellence by rubbing a raw egg into the hair of Radeel moments after she'd washed it and…
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Hitchhike from Cambridge to Morocco Distance covered: over 2000 km Time taken: 100 hours Lifts required: 13 Longest wait: over 7 hours…
