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Friday 16th August, 2002 - http://turkeyphant.livejournal.com/
Anal statistics you are fun.
Journal stats:

(including titles and headings)

Words - 242,276
Lines - 23,351
Characters (no spaces) - 1,126,401
Paragraphs - 6,012
Sentences - 16,449
File size (ANSI including formatting) - 1,397,430 bytes

Journal number - 63,338
Number of days since creation - 506
Entries - 596
Private entries - 11 = 1.85%

Average entries per day - 1.18
Average entries per year (365.25 days) - 430.22
Average words per entry - 406.50
Average words per sentence - 13.78
Average words per paragraph - 40.30
Average characters per word - 4.65
Average sentences per entry - 27.60
Average paragraphs per entry - 10.01

Because of the haitch-tee-em-ell, the readability stats are fairly useless...


Times, dates, comments and other heading information:

Entries written on the stroke of midnight - 2 = 0.35%
Entries with unknown times - 18

Entries written from 00:00-00:59 - 47 = 8.13%
Entries written from 01:00-01:59 - 28 = 4.84%
Entries written from 02:00-02:59 - 14 = 2.42%
Entries written from 03:00-03:59 - 6 = 1.04%
Entries written from 04:00-04:59 - 2 = 0.35%
Entries written from 05:00-05:59 - 3 = 0.52%
Entries written from 06:00-06:59 - 2 = 0.35%
Entries written from 07:00-07:59 - 0 = 0.00%
Entries written from 08:00-08:59 - 0 = 0.00%
Entries written from 09:00-09:59 - 1 = 0.17%
Entries written from 10:00-10:59 - 3 = 0.52%
Entries written from 11:00-11:59 - 3 = 0.52%

Entries written from 12:00-12:59 - 4 = 0.69%
Entries written from 13:00-13:59 - 8 = 1.38%
Entries written from 14:00-14:59 - 4 = 0.69%
Entries written from 15:00-15:59 - 6 = 1.04%
Entries written from 16:00-16:59 - 11 = 1.90%
Entries written from 17:00-17:59 - 27 = 4.67%
Entries written from 18:00-18:59 - 32 = 5.54%
Entries written from 19:00-19:59 - 72 = 12.46%
Entries written from 20:00-20:59 - 69 = 11.94%
Entries written from 21:00-21:59 - 63 = 10.90%
Entries written from 22:00-22:59 - 81 = 14.01%
Entries written from 23:00-00:59 - 92 = 15.92%
AM entries - 109 = 18.86%
PM entries: - 469 = 81.14%

Entries dated in February 2001 - 18
Entries dated in March 2001 - 99
Entries dated in April 2001 - 40
Entries dated in May 2001 - 84
Entries dated in June 2001 - 49
Entries dated in July 2001 - 44
Entries dated in August 2001 - 49
Entries dated in September 2001 - 43
Entries dated in October 2001 - 23
Entries dated in November 2001 - 27
Entries dated in December 2001 - 23
Entries dated in January 2002 - 14
Entries dated in February 2002 - 15
Entries dated in March 2002 - 13
Entries dated in April 2002 - 17
Entries dated in May 2002 - 17
Entries dated in June 2002 - 11
Entries dated in July 2002 - 9
Entries dated in June 2005 - 1
Most entries in one day - 10 (12 March 2001)

Entries dated in 2001 - 499 = 83.72%
Entries dated in 2002 - 96 = 16.11%
Entries dated in 2005 - 1 = 0.17%

Comments on entries dated in February 2001 - 4
Comments on entries dated in March 2001 - 117
Comments on entries dated in April 2001 - 84
Comments on entries dated in May 2001 - 135
Comments on entries dated in June 2001 - 81
Comments on entries dated in July 2001 - 91
Comments on entries dated in August 2001 - 102
Comments on entries dated in September 2001 - 47
Comments on entries dated in October 2001 - 30
Comments on entries dated in November 2001 - 62
Comments on entries dated in December 2001 - 141
Comments on entries dated in January 2002 - 54
Comments on entries dated in February 2002 - 47
Comments on entries dated in March 2002 - 19
Comments on entries dated in April 2002 - 104
Comments on entries dated in May 2002 - 51
Comments on entries dated in June 2002 - 78
Comments on entries dated in July 2002 - 30
Comments on entries dated in June 2005 - 17
Most comments for one entry - 32 (Responses to a very wise person taken out of context.)

Average comments per entry in February 2001 - 0.22
Average comments per entry in March 2001 - 1.18
Average comments per entry in April 2001 - 2.10
Average comments per entry in May 2001 - 1.61
Average comments per entry in June 2001 - 1.65
Average comments per entry in July 2001 - 2.07
Average comments per entry in August 2001 - 2.08
Average comments per entry in September 2001 - 1.09
Average comments per entry in October 2001 - 1.30
Average comments per entry in November 2001 - 2.30
Average comments per entry in December 2001 - 6.13
Average comments per entry in January 2002 - 3.86
Average comments per entry in February 2002 - 3.13
Average comments per entry in March 2002 - 1.46
Average comments per entry in April 2002 - 6.12
Average comments per entry in May 2002 - 3.00
Average comments per entry in June 2002 - 7.09
Average comments per entry in July 2002 - 3.33
Average comments per entry in June 2005 - 17.00

Comments posted - 1,394
Comments received - 1,330
Total number of comments in journal - 1,294

Entries written while listening to Radiohead - 39 = 6.5%
Entries written while listening to Manic Street Preachers - 27 = 4.5%
Entries written while listening to Tom McRae - 14 = 2.3%
Mentions of upset and :( - 14

Entries written in a tired mood - 100 = 16.78%
Entries written in a pissed off mood - 72 = 12.08%
Entries written in a happy mood - 23 = 3.86%
Entries written in a bored mood - 19 = 3.19%
Entries written in a annoyed mood - 13 = 2.18%


Good-god-I'm-hilarious strained coincidences:

becky, belcher, rex, gonk, gee-er, gays, ragouist, rejects, bellend, penises, penis cheese, and analingus all occur 3 times.
goomba, camille, swimsuit, panties, porno, partee and 0wnz all occur 4 times.
ghee, bullshit, rütters, moron, pikeyness, zeocrash, beckie, emerson, hard tony, jetblackvalias, goatsephanter, girlfriend and monkey all occur 5 times.
Words occurring 7 times or 8 times are remarkably similar: canterbury, quotation, dawson, rejected, pook and adsl all occur 7 times, while canterberry, quote, dawstow, reject and geocities all occur 8 times. What's more, canterbury, u r gee, fascist, bitches and prolish also occur 7 times each.
rüttered, rossie (also incompetent chris, Mr. E, mole and pringle) all occur 9 times.
US and peace both occur 10 times.
godlike, phun, mini-daws and 0wn all occur 11 times.
massy and cockmeat both occur 12 times.
jeremy and h@><0r both occur 15 times.
Dr. Wakefield, yaqub and headmaster's detention all occur 17 times.
st0w, bush, bnaks, clarke, leroy and 0wned all occur 22 times.
biology and asleep both occur 23 times.
amoe, anal and rütter all occur 30 times.
JI and shite both occur 34 times.
jules and beautiful both occur 37 times.
sucked and ass both occur 41 time.
Willy and pikey both occur 67 times.
latin and shit both occur 87 times.


People

(some names are shared by many people)

Mentions of Abu - 515 (509 of abu and 6 of abstow) = every 1.16 entries
Mentions of TD - 412 (400 of TD [excluding <td> tags] and 12 of massy) = every 1.45 entries
Mentions of Banks - 285 (231 of banks, 30 of amoe, 22 of bnaks and 2 of BIG) = every 2.09 entries
Mentions of tom - 280 = every 2.13 entries
Mentions of sam - 260 = every 2.29 entries
Mentions of Daws - 255 (240 of </i>daws</i>, 8 of dawstow and 7 of dawson) = every 2.34 entries
Mentions of Kapmandu - 239 (134 of kapmandu, 98 of kaplan, 5 of zeocrash and 2 of kappo the lan) = every 2.49 entries
Mentions of Weasley - 195 (154 of weasley, 40 of wensley and 1 of Wensleyprole) = every 3.06 entries
Mentions of suda - 174 = every 3.43 entries
Mentions of Rosanna - 157 (156 of rosanna and 1 of roz) = every 3.80 entries
Mentions of mum - 147 = every 4.05 entries
Mentions of dad - 141 = every 4.23 entries
Mentions of jess - 136 = every 4.38 entries
Mentions of lucy - 124 = every 4.81 entries
Mentions of rob - 122 = every 4.89 entries
Mentions of Molee - 121 (106 of molee, 9 of mole and 6 of moleee) = every 4.93 entries
Mentions of sister - 112 = every 5.32 entries
Mentions of Dick - 111 (102 of dick and 9 of dickie) = every 5.37 entries
Mentions of lois - 100 = every 5.96 entries
Mentions of Jen - 95 (94 of jen and 1 of jenny stow) = every 6.27 entries
Mentions of jina - 91 = every 6.55 entries
Mentions of Leroy - 86 (49 of Mr. Emerson, 22 of leroy and 9 of Mr. E, 5 of emerson and 1 of Mr Emerson) = every 6.93 entries
Mentions of mike - 84 = every 7.10 entries
Mentions of nadia - 83 = = every 7.18 entries
Mentions of heners - 78 = every 7.64 entries
Mentions of Willy - 67 = every 8.90 entries
Mentions of caroline - 62 = every 9.61 entries
Mentions of Tom Spaz - 62 (49 of tom spaz, 12 of tomspaz and 1 of tom-spaz) = every 9.61 entries
Mentions of ian - 59 = every 10.1 entries
Mentions of Mr. Tinney - 54 (50 of Mr. Tinney, 1 of Mr Tinney, 1 of Mr, Tinney</i>, 1 of Tinney and 1 of Mr. Tiney) = every 11.04 entries
Mentions of costy - 52 = every 11.46 entries
Mentions of µ - 46 (25 of mu, 20 of µ and 1 of ghostlight) = every 12.96 entries
Mentions of Colin - 46 (45 of colin [including c-c-c-colin] and 1 of cgwood) = every 12.96 entries
Mentions of jimmy - 45 = every 13.24 entries
Mentions of Mr. Stephens - 45 (39 of Mr. Stephens, 2 of Mr. Stephen, 2 of Stephens, 1 of Mr Stephens and 1 of Stephen) = every 13.24 entries
Mentions of Mini Daws - 43 (30 of mini daws, 11 of mini-daws and 2 of mini dawstow) = every 13.86 entries
Mentions of danny - 42 = every 14.19 entries
Mentions of Mr. Matthews - 41 (34 of Mr. Matthews, 2 of Mr Matthews, 2 of Mr. "d00d" Matthews, 1 of Mr. "iamdog" Matthews, 1 of Mr, Matthews</i> and 1 of Mr. Matthew) = every 15.54 entries
Mentions of matt - 40 = every 14.90 entries
Mentions of Pinky - 38 (36 of pinky, 1 of phun-kayy and 1 of PPPPPPPHHUUUNNNKKKAAAAAAAIIIIII) = every 15.68 entries
Mentions of jules - 37 = every 16.11 entries
Mentions of JI - 34 = every 17.53 entries
Mentions of dinsy - 32 = every 18.63 entries
Mentions of George Bush Jr. - 32 (22 of Bush, 6 of dubya, 2 of dubya bush, 1 of George Bush and 1 of George "Dubya" Bush) = every 18.63 entries
Mentions of Mrs. McVitty - 32 (22 of Mrs. McVitty, 6 of McVitty, 2 of Mrs McVitty and 2 of Mrs. McShitty) = every 18.63 entries
Mentions of Jack - 30 (29 of jack and 1 of jackolas) = every 19.87 entries
Mentions of Mr. Robinson - 30 (29 of Mr. Robinson and 1 of Mr.Robinson) = every 19.87 entries
Mentions of pendy - 28 = every 21.29 entries
Mentions of Euan - 24 (18 of euan and 6 of e-euan) = every 24.83 entries
Mentions of Dr. Wakefield - 24 (17 of Dr. Wakefield, 4 of wakey, 1 of Dr Wakefield, 1 of cakey and 1 of Wakefield) = every 24.83 entries
Mentions of mark - 23 = every 25.91 entries
Mentions of Mr. Sergeant - 23 (22 of Mr. Sergeant and 1 of Mr. "God" Sergeant) = every 25.91 entries
Mentions of mafro - 22 = every 27.09 entries
Mentions of clarke - 22 = every 27.09 entries
Mentions of helen - 21 = every 28.38 entries
Mentions of Matt Arnell - 21 (20 of matt arnell and 1 of matt ar-nll) = every 28.38 entries
Mentions of Mr. Buzzacott - 21 (11 of BuzzyC and 10 of Mr. Buzzacott) = every 28.38 entries
Mentions of alex - 21 = every 28.38 entries
Mentions of emily - 19 = every 31.37 entries
Mentions of thom - 18 = every 33.11 entries
Mentions of Dr. Knapp - 18 (15 of Dr. Knapp, 1 of Doctor Knapp, 1 of K A Knapp and 1 of Knapp) = every 33.11 entries
Mentions of yaqub - 17 = every 35.06 entries
Mentions of Mrs. Cowell - 17 (14 of Mrs. Cowell, 2 of Miss Cowell and 1 of Miss. Cowell) = every 35.06 entries
Mentions of Mini Galley - 16 (14 of mini galley and 2 of mini-galley) = every 37.25 entries
Mentions of Jeremy - 16 (15 of jeremy, 1 of jezza and 0 of lord of the underworld) = every 37.25 entries
Mentions of Robbie P - 15 (9 of pringle and 6 of robbie p) = every 39.73 entries
Mentions of oli - 15 = every 39.73 entries
Mentions of dave - 15 = every 39.73 entries
Mentions of alice - 14 = every 42.57 entries
Mentions of charlie - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Mentions of marya - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Mentions of nosh - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Mentions of laura - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Mentions of yinka - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Mentions of Lucien - 10 (8 of lucien and 2 of lucian) = every 59.60 entries
Mentions of Andy C - 10 (6 of canning and 4 of</i> andy c</i>) = every 59.60 entries
Mentions of paul - 10 = every 59.60 entries
Mentions of ginger - 10 = every 59.60 entries
Mentions of rossie - 9 = every 66.22 entries
Mentions of incompetent chris - 9 = every 66.22 entries
Mentions of susie - 9 = every 66.22 entries
Mentions of dom - 9 = every 66.22 entries
Mentions of Tony Blair - 9 (5 of Blair and 4 of Tony Blair) = every 66.22 entries
Mentions of megan - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of Cat Gonk - 8 (3 of gonk and 5 of jetblackvalias) = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of alec - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of Chown - 8 (3 of chown and ch0wn
and 2 of chun) = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of Mrs. Cantor - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of darryn - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of james - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of stanton - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of elaine - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of rachel - 7 = every 74.50 entries
Mentions of Lara Cocksucker - 6 = every 99.33 entries
Mentions of Alex D - 6 (3 of alex d and 3 of denton) = every 99.33 entries
Mentions of Almorg - 6 (3 of almorg, 2 of morgan and 1 of morgie) = every 99.33 entries
Mentions of emma - 6 = every 99.33 entries
Mentions of milk boy - 5 = every 119.20 entries
Mentions of arthur - 5 = every 119.20 entries
Mentions of mal - 5 = every 119.20 entries
Mentions of Mr. O'Brien - 5 = every 119.20 entries
Mentions of beckie - 5 = every 119.20 entries
Mentions of Hard Tony 5 (4 of Hard Tony and 1 of Tony) = every 119.20 entries
Mentions of Alice Artwoman - 4 (3 of Alice art woman and 1 of Alice Artwoman) = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of camille - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of crumpled - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of schlong - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of tom hughes - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of Mrs. Manfield - 4 (3 of Mrs. Mansfield, 1 of Mrs. "I suck cock" Manfield) = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of Rob Bellend - 4 (3 of kelland and 1 of Rob Bellend) = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of Charlie Brooker - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Mentions of ickleprincess - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Mentions of becky - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Mentions of belcher - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Mentions of rex - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Mentions of Ann Widdecombe - 3 (2 of Ann Widdecombe and 1 of Widdecombe) = every 198.67 entries
Mentions of gay dave - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of Nic - 2 (2 of sweetcityjesus) = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of catriona - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of Mr. Russell - 2 (1 of Mr. Russell and 1 of Mr. Russel) = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of Miss Furley - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of Bowley - 2 (2 of DJ Bowl) = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of William Hague - 2 (1 of William "racist" Hague and 1 of Hague) = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of Iain Duncan Smith - 2 (2 of Duncan Smith) = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of Mr. Manfield - 2 (1 of Mr. Mansfield and 1 of Mr. Manfield) = every 298.00 entries
Mentions of mini lois - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of foratog - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of Mr. Whitely - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of pokecapn - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of dima - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of Tom Marshall - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of Mrs. Stephens - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of Mrs. Gonslaves - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Mentions of Miss Godbold - 1 (1 of Mrs. ‘NO OPINIONS FOR YOU’ Godbold) = every 596.00 entries


Basic words, punctuation and stuff

Occurrences of me - 1,766 = 2.96 times per entry
Occurrences of i - 10,075 = 16.9 times per entry
Occurrences of a - 4,707 = 7.90 times per entry
Occurrences of it - 3,068 = 5.15 times per entry
Occurrences of the - 10,016 = 16.81 times per entry

Occurrences of ; - 149 = every 4.00 entries
Occurrences of : - 1,690 = 2.84 times per entry
Occurrences of - - 953 = 1.60 times per entry
Occurrences of ... - 1,542 = 2.59 times per entry
Occurrences of ? - 958 = 1.61 times per entry
Occurrences of ! - 738 = 1.24 times per entry
Occurrences of !1 - 29 = every 20.00 entries
Occurrences of ( - 990 = 1.66 times per entry

Occurrences of :) - 32 = every 18.63 entries
Occurrences of :( - 14 = every 42.57 entries
Occurrences of ;) - 20 = every 29.80 entries
Occurrences of ;( - 10 = every 59.60 entries
Occurrences of ^_^ - 71 = every 8.39 entries
Occurrences of >_< - 68 = every 8.76 entries
Occurrences of 8-) - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Occurrences of goomba - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Occurrences of ace - 74 = every 8.05 entries
Variations of w00t - 16 (15 of w00t and 1 of w00tw00t) = every 37.25 entries
Occurrences of lol - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Occurrences of omg - 0 = never
Mentions of , like, - 11 = every 54.18 entries


All sorts of offensive stuff:

Variations of suck - 131 (54 of suck, 36 of sucks and 41 of sucked) = every 4.55 entries
Variations of suckcock - 41 (17 of suck cock, 9 of cocksucker, 6 of sucks cock, 3 of suck cocker, 2 of cocksuckers, 1 of cock sucker, 1 of suck cockers, 1 of suckcock and 1 of suckcockage) = every 14.54 entries
Variations of gay - 83 (77 of gay, 3 of gays, 2 of gayest and 1 of gayer) = every 7.18 entries
Variations of gee - 457 (423 of gee, 19 of geeness, 6 of gees, 5 of ghee, 3 of gee-er and 1 of geeest) = every 1.30 entries
Occurrences of unheterosexual - 6 = every 99.33 entries
Variations of fag - 21 (9 of fag, 6 of faggot, 3 of fags, 1 of fagg0rt, 1 of fagg0rts and 1 of fag-end) = every 28.38 entries
Variations of ragou - 27 (17 of ragou and 4 of ragouing, 3 of ragoued, 2 of ragouist and 1 of ragouings) = every 22.07 entries
Variations of wank - 28 (15 of wanker, 10 of wank, 1 of wankered, 1 of wankery and 1 of wanking) = every 21.29 entries
Variations of bitch - 58 (43 of bitch, 7 of bitches, 6 of bitching, 1 of bitchy and 1 of bitchslapping) = every 10.28 entries
Occurrences of slut - 6 = every 99.33 entries
Variations of whore - 22 (18 of whore, 2 of crackwhore, 1 of whores and 1 of fuckwhore) = every 27.09 entries
Variations of fuck - 253 (118 of fucking, 91 of fuck, 11 of fucked, 8 of fucker, 8 of fuckers, 3 of fucken, 3 of feck, 2 of fuckloads, 2 of fucks, 1 of dickfucker, 1 of fuckeddy, 1 of fuckwittage 1 of motherfuckers, 1 of fuckgod, 1 of I'llexplode,i'llerodeyeahi'llbreakyourfuckingcode and 1 of wawawaoo-wawawao wawawaoo-wawawao wawawaoo-wawawao wawawaoo-wawawao-DUNNN EVERYTHINGSTARTSWITHAFUCK) = every 2.36 entries
Variations of shit - 139 (87 of shit, 34 of shite, 8 of shitty, 5 of bullshit, 2 of bullshitting, 1 of shithole, 1 of shittiest and 1 of shitting) = every 4.29 entries
Occurrences of other end - 20 = every 29.80 entries
Variations of ass - 61 (41 of ass, 11 of arse, 4 of asses, 4 of jackass and 1 of arseholes) = every 9.77 entries
Occurrences of anal - 12 = every 49.67 entries
Variations of anal reject - 5 (4 of anally rejected and 1 of anal reject) = every 119.20 entries
Variations of woah-wo-oh - 5 (2 of woah-wo-oh, 2 of woah o-oh and 1 of woah, woh-oooh</i>) = every 119.20 entries
Variations of rütter - 45 (30 of rütter, 9 of rüttered, 5 of rütters and 1 of rütteredness) = every 13.24 entries
Variations of retard - 37 (19 of retarded, 6 of retard, 6 of retards and 6 of retardedness) = every 16.11 entries
Variations of reject - 18 (8 of reject, 7 of rejected and 3 of rejects) = every 33.11 entries
Occurrences of stupid - 178 = every 3.35 entries
Variations of moron - 5 (2 of moronic, 1 of morons and 1 of moronically) = every 119.20 entries
Occurrences of sucky - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Variations of penis - 24 (20 of penis, 3 of penises and 1 of penisness) = every 24.83 entries
Occurrences of penis cheese - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Variations of cock - 63 (60 of cock, 2 of cocks and 1 of cocklord) = every 9.46 entries
Occurrences of cockmeat - 12 = every 49.67 entries
Occurrences of manmeat - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Occurrences of bellend - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Mentions of bollocks - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Mentions of pile of wank - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Variations of pikey - 141 (67 of pikey, 40 of pikeys, 19 of pikeyed, 5 of pikeyness, 4 of pikeying, 2 of pikeyest, 2 of pikeyville, 1 of pikeygear and 1 of pikeyer) = every 4.23 entries
Variations of prole - 52 (26 of proles, 18 of prole, 7 of prolish and 1 of prolefest) = every 11.46 entries
Variations of chief - 17 (8 of chief, 7 of chiefed and 2 of chieftain) = every 35.06 entries


HTML

Occurrences of </a> - 215 = every 2.77 entries
Occurrences of </i> - 782 = 1.31 per entry
Occurrences of </b> - 562 = every 1.06 entries
Occurrences of </u> - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Occurrences of </small> - 18 = every 33.11 entries
Occurrences of </font> - 43 = every 13.86 entries
Occurrences of <ul> - 24 = every 24.83 entries
Occurrences of <li> - 331 = every 1.80 entries
Occurrences of <br> - 113 = every 5.27 entries
Occurrences of www. - 238 = every 2.50 entries
Occurrences of http:// - 208 = every 2.87 entries
Occurrences of mailto: - 10 = every 59.60 entries


r337sp33k

Occurrences of h@><0r - 15 = every 39.73 entries
Variations of elite - 67 (36 of l33t, 27 of leet, 2 of elite, 1 of 1337 and 1 of 31337) = every 8.90 entries
Occurrences of r0><0r - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Variations of 0wn - 44 (22 of 0wned, 11 of 0wn, 5 of 0wnz0r, 4 of 0wnz and 2 of 0wnz0rz) = every 13.55 entries
Occurrences of yu0 - 7 = every 10.28 entries
Variations of dude - 73 (43 of dude, 24 of d00d, 2 of d00dz, 2 of d00ds and 2 of dood) = every 8.16 entries


Others

Occurrences of love - 138 = every 4.32 entries
Occurrences of hate - 62 = every 9.61 entries
Occurrences of conscience - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Variations of soul - 20 (17 of soul and 3 of souls) = every 29.80 entries
Occurrences of spirit - 19 = every 31.37 entries
Occurrences of sex - 62 = every 9.61 entries
Occurrences of music - 125 = every 4.77 entries
Variations of song - 75 (40 of song and 35 of songs) = every 7.95 entries
Occurrences of art - 128 = every 4.65 entries
Variations of game - 222 (130 of game and 92 of games) = every 2.68 entries
Occurrences of thought - 158 (132 of thought and 26 of thoughts) = every 3.77 entries
Occurrences of good - 356 = every 1.67 entries
Occurrences of bad - 221 = every 2.70 entries
Occurrences of funny - 124 = every 4.81 entries
Occurrences of fun - 380 = every 1.57 entries
Occurrences of boring - 125 = every 4.77 entries
Occurrences of beautiful - 37 = every 16.11 entries
Occurrences of ugly - 5 = every 119.20 entries

Occurrences of tv - 85 = every 7.01 entries
Occurrences of teletext - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Occurrences of digi - 9 = every 66.22 entries
Occurrences of 'zine - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Occurrences of planet sound - 8 = every 74.50 entries

Occurrences of fit - 67 = every 8.90 entries
Occurrences of bonable - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Occurrences of godly - 17 = every 35.06 entries
Occurrences of godlike - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Variations of über - 38 (32 of über and 6 of uber) = every 15.68 entries

Variations of swim - 64 (46 of swimming, 16 of swim and 2 of swimmer) = every 9.31 entries
Variations of swimsuit - 8 (4 of swimsuit and 4 of swimsuits) = every 74.50 entries
Occurrences of run - 71 = every 8.39 entries
Occurrences of tennis - 61 = every 9.77 entries
Occurrences of table tennis - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Occurrences of squash - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Occurrences of football - 71 = every 8.39 entries
Occurrences of Prosinecki - 16 = every 37.25 entries

Variations of cd - 142 (83 of cds and 59 of cd) = every 4.20 entries
Variations of mp3 - 32 (19 of mp3s and 13 of mp3) = every 18.63 entries
Variations video - 54 (45 of video and 9 of videos) = every 11.04 entries
Variations of dvd - 9 (6 of dvd and 3 of dvds) = every 66.22 entries
Variations of disk - 7 (6 of disk and 1 of disks) = every 85.14 entries
Variations of film - 82 (69 of film and 13 of films) = every 7.27 entries
Variations of movie - 28 (25 of movie and 3 of movies) = every 21.29 entries

Occurrences of daily mail - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Occurrences of guardian - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Occurrences of the times - 4 = every 149.00 entries

Variations of star - 27 (14 of star and 13 of stars) = every 22.07 entries
Variations of night - 165 (155 of night and 10 of nights) = every 3.61 entries
Variations of sleep - 135 (81 of sleep, 23 of asleep, 14 of slept, 11 of sleeping, 4 of sleepy and 2 of sleeps) = every 4.41 entries
Occurrences of oversleeping - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Occurrences of tired - 170 = every 3.51 entries

Occurrences of scared - 50 = every 11.92 entries
Occurrences of melancholy - 9 = every 66.22 entries
Occurrences of despondent - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Occurrences of despondence - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Occurrences of upset - 14 = every 42.57 entries
Occurrences of nostalgia - 6 = every 99.33 entries

Occurrences of myself - 223 = every 2.67 entries
Occurrences of money - 85 = every 7.01 entries
Occurrences of mini - 147 = every 4.05 entries
Variations of skirt - 14 (8 of skirt, 3 of skirts, 1 of be-skirted, 1 of up skirt and 1 of upskirts) = every 42.57 entries
Occurrences of pantyshots - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Variations of girl - 278 (171 of girls, 100 of girl and 7 of girlies) = every 2.14 entries
Variations of friend - 187 (132 of friends and 55 of friend) = every 3.19 entries
Occurrences of punk - 17 = every 35.06 entries
Occurrences of swallow - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Variations of stow - 79 (57 of stow and 22 of st0w) = every 7.54 entries
Occurrences of guitar - 19 = every 31.37 entries
Occurrences of gig - 15 = every 39.73 entries
Variations of cuss - 40 (14 of cuss, 13 of cussed and 13 of cussing) = every 14.90 entries
Occurrences of buckets - 10 = every 59.60 entries
Variations of canterbury - 15 (8 of canterberry and 7 of canterbury) = every 39.73 entries
Occurrences of King's - 8 = every 74.50 entries
Variations of book - 88 (64 of book and 24 of books) = every 6.77 entries
Variations of read - 213 (128 of read, 83 of reading and 2 of reads) = every 2.80 entries
Variations of bus - 99 (92 of bus and 7 of buses) = every 6.02 entries
Variations of train - 66 (60 of train and 6 of trains) = every 9.03 entries
Variations of ticket - 35 (21 of ticket and 14 of tickets) = every 17.03 entries
Variations of match - 107 (92 of match and 15 of matches) = every 5.57 entries
Variations of fascist - 11 (7 of fascist and 4 of fascists) = every 54.18 entries
Occurrences of turkeyphant - 137 = every 4.35 entries
Occurrences of turkeyp - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Occurrences of phant - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Occurrences of 'phant - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Occurrences of u r gee - 7 = every 10.28 entries
Occurrences of £ - 105 = every 5.68 entries
Occurrences of $ - 11 = every 54.18 entries
Occurrences of liek - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Occurrences of i liek asses - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Occurrences of poppz0rz - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Occurrences of brownfinger - 1 = every 596.00 entries
Variations of pornography - 91 (50 of pr0n, 29 of porn, 5 of prone, 4 of porno and 3 of pornography) = every 655 entries
Variations of lesbian - 14 (10 of lesbian and 4 of lesbians) = every 42.57 entries
Occurrences of hentai - 12 = every 49.67 entries
Occurrences of panties - 4 = every 149.00 entries
Occurrences of panty - 2 = every 298.00 entries
Occurrences of yuri - 3 = every 198.67 entries
Occurrences of yaoi - 10 = every 59.60 entries


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