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Yesterday we were accosted by a terrifying drunk on the train back from userinfoSophie's. userinfoDavid and userinfoDean abandoned me at Redhill and he spent the thirty minute journey home continually propositioning me. The two-carriage train was empty except for us and the prospect of having my sphincter reamed by this man's deformed penis was not made any more appetising by his insistence that he shouldn't really be asking me back to his. It was laughs.

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